Hello guys. Long time no see.
Do u guys miss me? No right? I know it. Nvm though. #ohlord
My topic today is about “Do u actually know how to throw Shade?”. It seem nowadays people kinda confused whether it was a shade or not.
Btw, for those who not familiar with “shade” term, let me explain u guys. Shade is an art form. These days, people throw around the term like it’s Monopoly money, but do u actually know what it means? Here is the problem!
Ok, down below here I’ll show how Shade can be throw.
- Someone you don’t want at your party shows up. You greet them with, “Plus-ones are always welcome!”
The Answer is shady. Because by calling out the fact that this guest was not invited and must have come with someone else, u r indeed being shady.
2. Your significant other dumps you and you tweet that they’re horrible in bed.
No Shade! Being petty isn’t shade!
3. A frenemy says something rude to you and you respond with: “Bye, Felicia!”
No Shade! Quoting a movie is not shade. If u say yes, what’s wrong with you people?
4. A friend brags about getting more matches on Tinder than you. You respond with: “That’s awesome: I know how important finding a man is to you.”
Clearly Shady! Translation: I’m not thirsty, but you keep on using that app, boo!
5. When you’re upset with a friend and they tell you: “If you’re mad, then I’m sorry.”
Shady! They’re not sorry. And they’re being shady.
6. You just got your hair done. A co-worker says, “Oooh girl, who did your hair?!”
No! Being rude isn’t shade.
7. Putting on shades and using the Instagram caption: “Throwing shade.”
No! If u said yes, then Girl, enough. Move one.
8. Your cousin wants everyone at the cookout to know they made the potato salad. You respond with: “Did you make the potato salad? Oh.”
Yes, Shady as Hell! Firstly, asking a question you already know the answer to is shady as hell. And secondly, adding an “oh” to anything makes it shade 90% of the time.
9. When you call someone out on social media and they respond with: “Why don’t you unfollow me again?”
No! They actually just shaded themselves… Oh poor girls!
10. Anything I say.
50/50 😀 Getting into fights with some B*tch over my Bae. None of these things are shade, but don’t tell magazine headlines that love to pull out a default: “Sopheak threw shade at [Insert Other People Name].” lol
If u got right more than 5, then u r shady, but u need to get better at throwing it with ease. If u got more than that, girls u now who u really are.
Thank for reading y’all 😀
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